087: Australia isn’t Real?

lemonparty

ben avery

Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 965 Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2024

⏱️ 70 minutes

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0:00.0	The Chicken One, Chicken, One. One, Chicken. One, Chicken.
0:15.0	Yeah, you like my outfit,
0:17.0	Don't even make the deal.
0:18.0	I thought you said you had a girl on the light field.
0:21.0	Always in my face, talking, racing that. I like 400 milligrams and
0:25.0	this is awesome.
0:27.0	There's still like 400 milligrams
0:28.1	against me.
0:28.7	This is awesome.
0:29.3	Half a one does the job.
0:31.0	Yeah, you're welcome man.
0:32.2	I got that for you. What's in it? There's like a ball like it's
0:37.2	spray paint. There's a ball in it like it's a Guinness. Yeah they put a little a tumor
0:41.7	from the last guy who died drinking Celsius in every Celsius.
0:44.8	There's so many fat guys that drink that because it says it supports your metabolism.
0:48.9	It helps you lose weight. They don't work out at all. They just drink it.
0:52.0	It's literally the Jonah Hill walks best he goes.
0:53.7	Ah dude, it's got a watermelon on it. Yeah, it's good for me. Zero calories. This is what I call director's juice
1:01.9	Have you guys seen have you guys actually seen that interview with Jonah Hill?
1:05.0	It destroys your perception of Jonah Hill for the rest of your life.
1:08.0	Yeah, he's like a film school, like art, art school guy.
1:13.0	Yeah, yeah, he sucks.
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