084: The Wahlberg diet

lemonparty

ben avery

Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 965 Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2024

⏱️ 95 minutes

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0:00.0	The Chicken One, One, Chicken. One, One. Chicken. One. Chicken.
0:14.0	One. Chicken.
0:15.0	Yeah, you like my outfit.
0:17.0	Don't even make the deal.
0:18.0	I thought you said you had a girl on the light field.
0:21.0	Always in my face.
0:23.0	Abra, Abra, Cudabra.
0:27.0	I'm M&M and I'm never gonna die.
0:30.0	I'm gonna ruin my career every day.
0:34.0	I will haunt the memory of my career for the rest of my life.
0:38.0	What if I keep doing music videos to when I didn't suck?
0:42.0	I'm gonna have the worst album artwork you've ever seen.
0:45.8	Abra, Abra, Abra, did he drop new album out work? The artwork for the, for the song is literally like, uh, it's, it it's it's the worst thing I've ever saying it's like a ghost guy with like a magician's head on and he's he's holding a microphone and like this blue, you know, hue like this you know hew like he's just like raising the microphone like yeah and for my
1:07.6	last trick that's like that's like the slogan and for my last trick his album
1:12.3	cover should be a big sign that says
1:14.6	my glorious career and then him lighting it on fire.
1:18.0	That should be every album.
1:19.6	I do feel bad for him being haunted by being Elvis for yeah five years it's rough it's just just stop just caught it out am
1:29.7	please do he's literally been doing since like 2017 he's been doing like my old career like it's done.
1:37.6	Let's talk about it.
1:38.6	But also keeps trying to bring it back like yeah like jick chick chick chick chick
1:42.0	chick's back like likeick or jick is back.
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