0:00.0	What's happened you bad motherfuckers, it's Monday, the 19th of July, the joint is brought to you by my favorite
0:07.9	Manscaped
0:09.2	Summer is here and your uncle Joey's getting in the pool. In fact, I might get in the pool today. Anyway
0:15.7	Manscaped is great and I'll tell you why I like
0:18.6	Because your balls will be fucking fresh and clean and they don't stink like fucking
0:23.4	10 dead fucking Cubans and then you know, just I keep fucking go on forever while of Manscaped
0:29.7	You got a trim you got to take care of your fucking helmet women see that shit at the pool
0:34.3	You're not pop side. Let me times my nut is popped out of the pool
0:37.8	You want it to be shaving you want that punching bag to look good?
0:42.1	That's where Manscaped comes in and Manscaped just revealed their fourth generation performance package
0:48.1	They got the first new and improved long more 4.0 trimmer. Let's not give you a bunch of marketing shit
0:55.5	But listen the bottom line is a skin-safe technology
0:59.4	It's designed to protect your fucking nuts and you dig back
1:05.1	Even my long balls don't get caught in these fucking gears and the blades are sharp enough to cut through fucking white hairs
1:11.8	Like butter you set the length of your trim from one to four and if you're old school the fuck it
1:19.0	They even put a fucking light on it so you could fucking do it at night in the dark by yourself
1:23.9	Before you give her a stab in the closet if you're into the closet. I don't give a fuck and they got a travel lock on it
1:30.4	So you throw this in your weekend bag and you set for any fucking situation do me a favor
1:35.5	What I'm gonna do for you today is get 20% off and free world-wide shipping by going to manscape.com slash Joey
1:45.2	We're gonna throw in the whole fucking package
1:47.9	Because you don't stop at the nuts. We got to get the weed whacking a trim up your nose and ears
1:53.0	With 9,000 RPM motors
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