081 - Candy Coated Christmas
PS I Hate This Movie
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4.8 • 3K Ratings
🗓️ 29 November 2021
⏱️ 91 minutes
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Summary
We take a realistic look into the unrealistic world of romantic comedies that we LOVE to hate.
This Week -
Candy Coated Christmas (2021)
Starring: Molly McCook, Lee Garlington, and Aaron O’Connell.
A wonderful movie where a woman acts like she’s too good for mint.
We ask the tough questions this week…
How much mint do you have to sell to turn a profit?
Is the Winters’ house a Bed and Breakfast? If so, where are the guests?
Is Ree Drummond’s character evil?
Listen to the podcast - then watch the movie or vice versa!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, I'm Dame Baptiste from the Dame Baptiste questions everything podcast. |
| 0:03.2 | Hello, I'm Howard from the Dame Baptiste questions everything podcast. |
| 0:06.6 | The show is brought to you by NHS Blood and Transpline. |
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| 0:15.6 | Yeah, that's good to hear, Dame Strip can be found in communities coming together, |
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| 0:41.6 | Welcome back to PSA Hate this movie, a podcast where we take a realistic look into the unrealistic |
| 0:46.4 | world of romantic comedies. I'm your host, Sarah Hunt. |
| 0:49.1 | And my name is James Petrogallo. Have you ever wanted to see a movie |
| 0:52.8 | produced by the Food Network seemingly about Patrick Swaisy's degenerate mint farming nephew? |
| 0:59.2 | Well, we have it for you today. You've been wanting it your whole life and we have it today. |
| 1:04.5 | See now, James, I thought you were going to say this is a candy-coated hell. |
| 1:07.6 | It's, it would be, yes, they found this is like an M&M. |
| 1:11.7 | It's the candy coating won't melt. They figured out a way to encapsulate hell in a candy coating. |
| 1:16.3 | Keep it for melting and that's this fucking movie. God help us. |
| 1:21.2 | If this is your first week with us, welcome. |
| 1:23.6 | Welcome. |
| 1:24.0 | If this is not your first week with us, welcome back. |
| 1:27.1 | Thank you for joining us. |
| 1:28.0 | Thank you for being here and watching and reliving these tales in painful and excruciating detail. |
| 1:33.6 | My goodness. |
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