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Hi! What's happening, everybody? Welcome to the program. It's December 19th, 2023, and this is the Jeff Gersman Show. It's a podcast about video games, and I am your host for this week's podcast about video games. They call me Jeff Gersman. I just knocked on my other webcam off my monitor as bezels get

thinner. We're tackling the tough issues here this morning, as bezels on monitors get thinner, as monitor panels become thinner and thinner and more paper-like. Where will we hang? Our webcams. How will we keep our webcams stable in the new year? Jeff Bezos is here to answer the question.

It's space. Space. The live chat here, Rive Live Jambs has thin Jeff Bezos. And Rad Jago says, get a Vesa mount. Come on. Get this sensible talk out of here. We're going to concoct so we're going to have some kind of contraption. We're going to dangle it from the ceiling. That way the webcam can swing back and forth. It's going to be really intense year next year.

It is going to be an intense year next year, isn't it? We're going to America.

America.

Yeah, pipe clamp adapters. I've got a series of those that I thought would actually work for stuff like that, but no.

I'm drinking the number one energy drink according to our energy drink list. It's the rock star pure zero fruit punch, which I cannot find locally, reliably anymore.

And so I had to take matters into my own hands and buy a case off the internet to get me an internet case of energy drinks and get it sent here.

So very excited to be drinking as far as I can as an energy drink expert. I suppose as a leader in the field.

Maybe. It's number one on the list of drinks that I've been waiting for a long time. So I don't know. We're double fisting that in a coffee because I don't know.

Because my daughter just got over being sick. And the day that we sent her back to school. Well, son got sick. That's how it's going around here.

Fucking awesome, man. Jesus. I don't understand why parents homeschool their kids, but I understand why parents think about homeschooling their kids.

Because my daughter goes to school for about two days and then brings home another and then brings home something else.

But that's just having kids. That's just it's her first, you know, it's preschool. So it's her first time being indoors around a bunch, especially, you know,

pandemic kids that had even fewer opportunities to spend time around other children over these last few years, like she's, you know, this is really her first.

You know, these last few months have been her first like regular experience of being indoors around other kids.

So yeah, anyway, I don't know. As long as all the other kids are getting sick, hopefully that means that my son will not go through this when he starts preschool in a few years.

But anyway, he's upstairs and I'm watching him here. He's upstairs. He's got some toys.

And Daniel Tiger on the television, I don't, you know, TV for kids not to just sidetrack into parents territory here, but the whole like how much TV should a kid watch, not watch like all the other stuff is a really weird.

I don't know, we were, we were much more restrictive with our first kid, which I think is pretty common when it came to like what she watched and how much and all this other stuff.

And then by the time my son was born, my daughter was watching a lot more TV because she was older and all that other stuff. And so now he's seen a lot more TV than she did at her age.

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