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The Valleycast

08 - The Bachelor, Joe's Secret Rap Career, & WTF With Kingdom Hearts

The Valleycast

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.81.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2018

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

The gang discusses The Bachelor, which is a beautifully entertaining pile of trash. Joe raps. Steve attempts to explain the mindscrew that is Kingdom Hearts. All on this brand new episode of The Valleycast! As always, our patrons get our podcast, and the full video version, well before the public, so feel free to throw us a coffee a month at http://thevalleyfolk.com, so we can keep making the fun stuff. Thanks for listening, everyone!

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0:00.0

The Oh, Look out. No, this, but I'm loving it.

0:55.0

It was like we were on an aquatic adventure and it was magical.

0:58.0

I did like it. I also like how you took a sexual alternative.

1:01.0

Oh, well, I mean, mean I was I wanted to unbutton

1:03.4

yeah close but they were already on button so I was kind of I didn't know what to do.

1:06.4

It kind of felt like unreleased music from the new Blade Runner movie.

1:09.5

Which I love. I feel like we were in a submersive vehicle underneath the ocean and it was all blue and colorful and then we just like kind of came up on a sunken pirate ship and it happened to be

1:24.9

haunted at the end and then there was a genre turn. Yeah. I'd watch that.

1:29.3

They became like about a group of four internet comedians who do a podcast right at the very end.

1:33.2

Yeah, right at the end. Hey everybody, welcome to the Valleycast. That beautiful intro

1:37.9

music was brought to us and you

1:45.0

Glish Remnants. Thank you, glitch.

1:47.0

I feel like I was gonna just put on a few hard boiled eggs

1:50.0

and go masturbating a bathtub.

1:52.0

You know? That's actually the title of the track.

1:55.0

Yeah, hard boiled eggs.

1:56.0

That's picture material right there.

1:58.0

Yeah, thank you. I thought so.

1:59.0

You should probably make that movie.

2:00.0

I wanted to for...

2:02.0

It should be like a cross...

2:03.0

Actually, there was no fish, though, by the way,

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