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🗓️ 18 December 2023
⏱️ 57 minutes
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In this episode we stroll down memory lane, play a game, and revisit our old Jake and Amir idea list.
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0:00.0 | This is a headgum original. you can't forget. In 2010 they were big on the internet, but then three failed pilots, |
0:17.0 | two rejected movie scripts. |
0:21.0 | One last ditch effort to try and stop their career. |
0:27.0 | I'm going to shit. |
0:29.0 | Sevens. |
0:30.0 | Another Podcast. each app different from the last. |
0:37.0 | It's the Swiss Army Knife of Shows. |
0:40.0 | Meet you two pathetic homes. |
0:45.0 | Just kidding, that was a little, |
0:49.5 | for those of you watching, I try to pretend that I was drinking poison sort of as a secondary goof to the theme song. |
0:56.0 | Right. A joke on a joke. A joke in a joke. |
0:59.0 | It's just my coconut water. Actually, let's start with unsolicited advice. Harmless Harvest, my favorite coconut water. Actually let's start with unsolicited advice harmless harvest my favorite |
1:04.3 | coconut water and I've tried a lot of them. Cool. It's expensive to be sure but you want |
1:11.4 | a week won't set you back that much. |
1:14.5 | For me, I think coconut water tastes like ass. |
1:18.7 | I think it tastes like water that somebody jized in. |
1:22.1 | I think the taste is bad. It's only enjoyable when it's absolutely |
1:27.4 | freezing which basically means it's only enjoyable when you can't taste it. It's |
1:31.9 | essentially the same as vodka. I think |
1:36.4 | Coconut water is for posers. We know is for losers and I think anybody who says |
1:41.9 | they like it is lying because it's actually unlikeable. |
1:45.8 | Now let's get started. |
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