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How C*m

08 Anal 401 (Usama Siddiquee + Pranav Behari)

How C*m

Remy Kassimir

Comedy, Sexuality, Health & Fitness, Sex, Funny, Learning, Education, Fun, Girltalk, Humor

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2020

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Remy is joined by her friends and fellow NYC comedians, the ridiculously funny hosts of Mango Bae; Pranav Behari and Usama Siddiquee. Prepare to guffaw on this wild LOLercoaster full of truly one-of-a-kind wet dream stories from BOTH of our guests, a WAY too in depth look at Tik Tok, and a rousing (arousing?) game of "Should You Put This In Your Ass?" Pranav and Usama compete for the title 'How Cum's Sexiest Man' as they talk feminism, treating people properly in bed, and why the best men value successful funny women, instead of being intimidated by them. Finally our guests talk about growing up in Hindu and Muslim households with immigrant parents and how those experiences impacted their sex lives. Also, we get a deeper look into the Kama Sutra; spoiler alert- it's NOT ONLY sex positions! Enjoy.

CW: Heteronormative/ gendered language

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Buzzfeed Quiz: Should You Stick This Up Your Butt?

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, wonderful companions. It's so nice to be back with you again. Hope your week was great.

0:06.7

I want, how did you guys enjoy the Chanel episode? I thought a lot of you wrote in and told me that you were like,

0:14.7

oh, it was so confusing the whole time, but then at the end we realized that Chanel didn't think any orgasms that she had alone.

0:22.5

We're valid and so that was like worth the whole episode and that learning lesson and stuff. And I was like, yeah, good.

0:27.5

Because yeah, that whole episode she basically is kind of just agreeing with me and also like you get the sense that she doesn't really know who she is yet and she's a little scattered and stuff and and like no judgment here because so am I.

0:44.5

And that was kind of one of the points of the episode too is like, yeah, a lot of us are out here. We're giving advice. We're talking about dating and sex and relationships, but like we're not fully fixed yet.

0:56.3

And so to take everything we say with a grain of salt because we're just mentally ill narcissists who decided that we wanted to do this as a career.

1:05.9

No, I mean a lot of the advice that we do give is good, especially on this podcast, but I would say listen to the experts.

1:15.5

But yeah, there's been a trend of people doing advice podcasts who need their own advice, which is actually like kind of comforting because you get to watch the journey of like people growing and taking care of themselves.

1:29.3

And so I had a little mental check in with Chanel and we like talked about the episode and what she's been doing since then. And that's all on Patreon.

1:36.6

And we had this like kind of breakthrough moment. I posted it on the Instagram, but if you didn't see it, I was kind of like Chanel. Yeah, the whole episode you were kind of caught up in like popularity and like being a cool girl and like she was like, you know what? I'm I'm a little kid stuck in a 35 year old's body.

1:55.0

Like I'm a 16 year old is still in high school trying to like get over those issues of like wanting to be accepted and thinking about mean girls. And I was like, that is the most self aware thing that I've ever heard from you like, you know, in a while and it's just it's nice to see her growth and yeah, so I don't know if some of you didn't like the episode or you thought it was going in circles like, yeah, definitely did.

2:18.2

But I think we came to a good conclusion of like your orgasms are valid alone like that was the biggest thing I took away from it was like she couldn't figure out the first time she came because there were so many different that she's like, does that one count. Does that one count. And then yeah, it's it's on the Instagram and the Patreon. But basically Chanel saying it was in high school 16 years old with her hand masturbating to a guy that she liked who was a redhead in high school.

2:48.0

So she was like thinking of a guy. And that seems to be her thing is visualizing people that she knows which like I remember doing that high school as well, like I would be like, oh, I can't help but that guy because like either he has a girlfriend or like I'm not allowed to go out or you know whatever like you just visualize them. So I think that's relatable AF.

3:08.0

Okay, so this episode is with my friends, Usama, Sidiqi and Pranoff, they have an amazing podcast called mango Bay, which we mentioned a fair amount over the course of this episode.

3:19.6

And it's a fun episode like you're just going to have a blast. We left a lot very excited for you guys to hear this episode. And if you want to watch it, go head over to YouTube because it's up there. And if you want to see the full thing unedited patreon.com slash how come you guys enjoy. And yeah, here we go.

3:50.6

I believe these guests can help because I can do it by myself. I want to.

3:59.6

Welcome to how come guys with Pranoff and with my guest, ready.

4:05.6

Honestly, I haven't prepared for this one because I was like, they're just fun and funny and we'll have a nice time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's no preparing for this much like COVID. It's mango Bay.

4:17.6

It's mango Bay. You guys welcome to how come with Usama and Pranoff and.

4:23.6

Hello.

4:25.6

Hello.

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