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No, but I'm responsible.

Those who are just joining us, Gary emailed earlier this morning.

I can find this other one.

Basically, got diagnosed with an inoperable brain tumor,

and for some reason, eight months later,

decided to go through his wife's phone

and found pictures of her with weeners in her mouth.

Sorry, that's funny.

So he mails,

Ben, we talked about it and we made, you know,

commentary. He hasn't told her that he knows.

Says, hey, Holmberg, evidently someone who listens

to your show put two and two together and just texted my wife this morning to tell her that I'm aware. Guess what? She's mad at me. I'm laughing non-stop effing whore. He said, here's the fun part. It's not even 836 yet, and I know my day is going to be horrible. Well, Gary's been listening. Gary's paying attention. At least I won't be around much longer to deal with this any. All right, Gary, enough with the... Okay, that's no good. Gary, don't kill yourself for crying out loud. So his wife found out, one of you listeners ratted on him, a Brett special. I might not want to talk with Gary. My husband's listening to that awful show. And there's, I know it's him. How many Gary's have brain tumors or their wives have pictures of pee-pee's in their mouth? I'm guessing it's you, Alicia. Anyway, so Gary's wife has been alerted. And it's just now 836. So Gary knows for sure the rest of his day is going to suck. Me? It's been great so far. So, not sure what Gary's day is going to be like, but if you know, Gary, you might want to pop by the house a little later today and make sure there's no blood to clean up because one of the two of them is going out. This is a domestic violence thing waiting to Bruce. Gary, leave the house, I say. I don't know if you're still working. Keep that day continuing on a good foot. Close that bad eye that's got the vision problem and just kind of walk down the road.

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