Let's do it, guys. We're starting. Let's get an early start, so I don't have to spend too much time for you waiting for phone calls because I really do enjoy that.

We do have lines open, as we always do, top of the hour. Okay, let's do it. This is Handel on the Law, marginal legal advice, where I tell you you have absolutely no case.

So let me ask you a question.

You know, stealing chicken wings is, okay, it's not the best thing in the world. You know,

I mean, you cross the line. It's it's theft. You're taking away chicken wings from someone, either an individual, which is you don't want to do that.

That's kind of gross.

Or, you know, from the back of the chicken wing store.

So there is a woman by the name of Vera Liddell who got nine years for stealing chicken wings.

How's that possible?

And she pled out, she pled guilty, and got nine years. Well, there are chicken wings and there are chicken wings.

Stealing a few from your local chicken wing stores, Buffalo wings, or even stealing a case from the back of the store, a little more serious.

How about stealing $1.5 million worth of chicken wings?

That's a lot of chicken wings. And what she was is she was the director

of the Harvey School District in near Chicago. She was the director of food services. And she, her job

involved placing orders with Gordon Food Services.

That was a supplier, main supplier for the school district.

And she went ahead and placed this enormous order, actually many orders, during July 2020 and February 22.

That's the only time that the authorities are looking at her,

probably much, much longer than that.

And so she orders 11,000 cases of chicken wings

and then picks up the orders of chicken wings

in a district cargo van

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