Well, hello, welcome to the worldwide broadcast at the Ted Nossom Brower Show.

This is Ted.

Austin's taking a day off.

He's out gator hunting.

And yesterday he got a 10 and a half foot trophy gator.

And for you who are environmentalists who are listening to the show, which are probably few and far between, just let you know he had a tag for this giant monster that swims in the water with all the human beings and likes to eat anything that moves in the water, especially mammals.

And he actually was able to get it.

And he's going to have the head taxidermied in case you guys are curious about that.

And he was able to sell the gator meat which i would not

recommend eating because it's an unclean meat and it kind of tastes like a rubbery nasty chicken so uh he's

gone right now he's out there trying to get a bigger one and some of the ones of lake jessup are so

big they're 12 14 16 feet long and of course over here in lake hancock we were there yesterday a friend

of my walking around lake you, the Hancock area.

It's basically a nature preserve.

And there's over 4,000 gators in this one lake.

And that was last count for about five years ago.

And they said it's probably doubled in number since then.

So that's one lake here in central Florida with over 4,000 confirmed gators in it. So for those of you who

are basically environmentalists and you don't want people to be actually culling the herd with

these wretched animals, why don't you go swimming in that lake? Just have fun with it. Get you a ski boat

and go skiing out there and make as much noise as you possibly can and see if you can not fall.

And if you do fall, just sit there in the water and think about

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