2 Conservative heterosexual gun-toting football-loving evangelical Christian white men

In other words, the two most dangerous men in America, Rick and Bob are

the most dangerous men in America.

Rick is the most dangerous men in America.

We have to tend to involving the family and when you have a freshman that is moving into

college and is going to live in the dorm for the first year, you don't have freedom of

schedule, you operate on the mandated schedule from the university.

And I'm sure that's going to be a party if any of these things from past kids and students.

What you do is you realize, and this is one thing I've learned, my wife calls it

that I'm protecting little Rick Rick. She says, that's the little boy that still lives inside of me

that doesn't like to get his little feelings crushed.

She says, I watch you, you always go worst case scenario, preparing for anything.

I said, because that way, it's like our whole show.

25 years, we have undersold everything.

Which means you like the show because we really can venture, it's going to be such a horrific experience

that when you listen, you go, that's not as bad as I thought it was.

Rick, let's just, can we just delve into that for just a minute.

Every experience, every moment of the day, everything that happens is either going to be looked

at positively or negatively or as a wash.

Right, I mean, you know, so all that is based on how you expect it to go.

So what is wrong with lowering expectations so that everything looks to be positive?

Yeah, she said, that's the way that you live positively by lowering expectations.

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