And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, a family in Italy called the police after a family member spent two days in bed without eating or drinking.

They asked him what's wrong.

He would not speak.

He was conscious.

He just wouldn't do it.

Well,

he was taken to the hospital to figure out the cause and a quick CT scan revealed the issue.

He had a crossbow bolt lodged in his brain. It should be noted he's what they call a

quote, crossbow enthusiast. They believe he accidentally shot himself in the head.

Now, apparently he'd, well, shot himself in the head. Now, apparently he'd, well,

shot himself in the head and no one knew, but he did survive. And that's weird. But a guy in Vietnam, he had a five-month headache before he finally went to see a doctor. Now, he did not

have a crossbow bolt in his head, but he did have a pair of chopsticks stuck in his brain.

And thinking back, he thinks he might know what happened.

Now, on the other hand, a TikToker who goes by Amika.

They know exactly why they ended up in the hospital.

It all started when they put out a video of themselves, lip syninking and dancing, with a live octopus underhead.

Well, it seems the octopus squirted either ink or venom into Erika's eyes, which was now quite

inflated, as they say.

But look, sometimes it takes a hot minute to realize that we didn't just hurt ourselves,

but we injured ourselves.

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