08/07/2013 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #103
The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament
Joey Coco Diaz
4.8 • 18.8K Ratings
🗓️ 8 August 2013
⏱️ 98 minutes
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The brothers behind Los Gummies Hermanos join us in studio and Joey's therapist calls in live.
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Recorded live on 08/07/2013
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| 0:58.4 | We ain't even smoking weed today. We're up to a different level. Hit this lead. |
| 1:07.6 | Oh, this is too much. |
| 1:12.4 | You know what? Just break out the heroin. Why even forget the fucking ice cubes, |
| 1:16.2 | get the vodka. Let's do this shit. It's Wednesday. You're bad mother. |
| 1:20.3 | Fuck, at least I had was out of the baby. This is what happens when you get behind |
| 1:23.3 | before the podcast. That's what's supposed to happen. I just imagined |
| 1:26.5 | what if what if there's Amber Alerts when Ken Bella was around and they said |
| 1:29.7 | that Amber Alert, but Ken Bella. Ken Bella got kidnapped. Yeah. |
| 1:33.5 | Nobody got a sentinel Amber Alert for that cocks up. |
| 1:35.6 | They trust me. And we call this mother and ask the for ransom. She's mother's like, |
| 1:39.1 | take a hundred dollars. They gotta leave it. Fuck that. No good. |
| 1:42.4 | Welcome. It's Wednesday, August 8th. What is it? The 8th, the 6th, 7th, 7th, 7th year old? |
| 1:49.7 | A beautiful mother fucking day to be alive. What? What? By the time this gets, |
| 1:53.6 | it'll be Thursday, but even Thursday morning, you're gonna be getting this, |
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