0:00.0	A shark, because it would only, I mean, the shark couldn't even fight on land, so a shark.
0:04.0	Well, I mean, that's not how it works. I mean, they're legitimately fighting against each other.
0:08.0	You're asking too much!
0:09.3	I'm not asking too much.
0:10.7	You're asking me to not do the thing that is the thing I do, which is nuance.
0:14.5	Well, just answer the question.
0:17.2	Shark versus lion, who wins.
0:19.5	It would only make sense for them to have a fight in water where a shark would win decisively.
0:22.8	Well, I mean, obviously, they're in a little area that they both are kind of on equal footing,
0:29.0	obviously.
0:29.8	How can they be on equal footing?
0:31.4	You don't get it. They can't be on equal footing. I feel like I get it.
0:34.4	I feel like I've gotten it since I was three and I looked at a book and it had sharks in it.
0:39.6	It's very clear. You put them together.
0:41.5	One of them dies, which one dies, which one lives.
0:44.4	That's the... It's a way, way, way, because they're fighting or because of where you put them.
0:48.0	Because they're fighting.
0:49.7	Okay. Well, if they're in a fight, they're presumably in the water, so I'm going with the shark.
0:53.9	Shark wins. They're two word answer. Shark wins.
0:56.7	Okay. There. I like that.
0:58.0	What kind of shark?
0:58.8	I'm going with lion, actually. I'm going that a lion would win every time.
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