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I want to continue we're talking about for the show because we always do that.

So, fuck the greatest book on the planet.

No, no, it's called obvious advice.

And you essentially just say stuff that everybody agrees with in a really awkward context. Like we were saying, like, your car insurance. Yeah. Oh, that's not what we were saying. No. That would have been number three. We only started with two. Yeah. You don't give them all on the first book anyway. I don't care.

It was bring your A game and don't fuck kids.

And everybody's like, yeah. That's a pretty universally agreed upon principle. Yeah, that's a principle we can all agree on. A universally agreed upon principle from good humans. Yeah. Apparently there are, you know, a few people out there, Jeffrey Epstein. Chapter 3 of obvious advice. I can never say that, that Jizwee's name. What's her name? Giselleen, Gislein, Gislein, Gislein, Gislein, Gislein. Giswase? Was she French? She was Epstein's, Epstein's...

Yeah, Maxwell.

She was like the kid getter.

Yeah. Who was... Yeah, she was like the kid getter. Yeah. I think that's her official title. Recruiter. Is that how he paid her out of his fucking... Jizane Maxwell? Is that her name? Sure. How do you say this? I think it's Galane. I think we have to start this show with a disclaimer, Matthew.

Is that if you are a female watching this,

go out and get yourself some 4-mill plastic to put down because the two hot dudes,

tall, dark and handsome.

Look at this flowing hair.

This is practically like me, but on weights.

I'm not used

to being fourth place in a room for good looking,

but I swear I am right now.

No, you're giving us diversity.

You're like Sean Connery.

He's dead. He's fucking dead.

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