What's happened? You bad motherfuckers. It's Wednesday July the 7th. The joint is brought to you by

Manscaped

Listen some is here and you're ready to show off your beach by you're gonna show up with fucking hair on your shoulders

Fucking puff between your legs. You pick up a chick

You bring it back to the hotel room. You're gonna stink like a fucking Satsiki sauce

Those days are over. We get rid of those stinky hairs with manscape. We've just revealed the fourth

Performance fucking package first up the new and improved lawnmower

4.0 trimmer. I could give you a bunch of marketing mumbo jumbo

But this is skin-safe technology. No anxiety

You shave your balls right over the fucking toilet right there

You pick up your dick you hold on to your dick tight and you shave right around that motherfucker

But the bottom line is this design to protect your fucking privates even my long balls don't get caught in these fucking things

And the blades are sharpened up to cut through the white hairs

Which you fucking can't cut through like butter set the length that you trimmed from one to four if your old school

They even made a fucking light for you

You could fucking shave your balls in the dark like a savage and they added a travel lock and made it waterproof

So there you go you can shave in the shower blame the pubic hairs on your kids

I didn't do it. It's my fucking kids

Grow this in your fucking weekend bag and you're set for any situation and it don't stop with your nuts

They also got the fucking weed whack as seen right there

I'll trim up your nose and your ears and your hairs

Everywhere at a 9000 rpm motor, you know this thing got fucking

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