077: Zombie Resistance Taskforce

lemonparty

ben avery

Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 965 Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2024

⏱️ 85 minutes

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0:00.0	The Chicken One, Chicken, One. One, Chicken. One, Chicken.
0:15.0	Yeah, you like my outfit,
0:17.0	Don't even make the deal.
0:18.0	I thought you said you had a girl on the light field.
0:21.0	Always in my face, talking, racing that. It's sad to see what old people have become.
0:25.0	It's sad to see what old people have become.
0:29.0	Sad to see what you become grandma.
0:31.0	Like you're wrinkly now and I don't even want to rape you
0:35.3	Looking at old pictures of your grandma like you used to be high but now you get broke ass
0:39.9	Pussy See what you become grandma you used to be in time square kissing a sailor and now you're not sad
0:46.7	You turn to your grandpa like you cool with this shit? She just like let her shit go and that's fine with you.
0:54.1	Standing over your dead grandmother like at her funeral and looking up and going,
0:58.1	sad to see what she's become.
0:59.8	Are giving the eulge at your grandma's funeral and he go,
1:05.0	nah, she wasn't always worth this.
1:07.3	Wow.
1:08.3	She used to be really banging and had big fat titties.
1:11.0	Grandpa shit himself.
1:12.4	That's cringe. Grandpa shit himself. That's cringe, Grandpa. You're around people.
1:16.4	Like why don't you hold it together? The Reddit commenter who works at a morgue.
1:21.0	The Reddit commenter about it is about dead people that they keep getting
1:23.9	brought in. It's like, wow, looks like you shouldn't have pulled your wallet out,
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