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Honey was not ready to answer that question.

What people?

People that I know. So, I mean... They can highly recommended. Oh. Are we rolling right now? We're just going to... We won't even talk about that. We're going right into the episode. That was hilarious. We're giving Jared shit already. Oh, God. Welcome to Free Range American, everybody. Oh, geez. We're giving me shit. Finance. It's a new day. A new day. We didn't really decide what we were going to talk about today. We haven't. I mean, we can decide right now. Yeah. I think we should talk about the amazing fashion that you guys have going. No, you know what? First, I want to talk about selfishness.

What kind of selfishness?

It's selfishness right there.

Right there because, look, he printed himself a sweatshirt, two sweatshirts.

He printed himself a long-sleeve shirt.

He printed himself a short-sleeve shirt, and then he printed one extra from Matt.

Did you get anything?

No, I didn't either.

He shows up with a brilliant shirt.

He printed me two shirts.

See?

Two pieces of gum.

I'm on the design though.

For people aren't watching this.

As if we don't want to wear that shirt too.

Evan made a sweet van.

It's a 1970s van with the cobra. I'm riding an elk in Daisy Dukes and a wolf howling. With a dream catcher in back, with a desert scene. And then you're wearing a dream catcher. Yeah, I'm just catching dreams over here. Catching dreams. With the design, I'm just catching, catching dreams. That's what I do. Yeah. It's a wonderful design. Beautiful. I can't wait for that thing to go on an actual van and then drive that all around Salt Lake City. Just hucking coffee at people. Randomly. We should build a, like, a t-shirt launcher, but for 12-ounce coffee bags. That's pretty a hot dog. That would be a creepy-looking gun because it's just like used. Maybe it's a sex toy. Well, the thing, Jared's the subject matter expert on this. Would it have, would it be bun included in the hot dog gun or would it just be dog only? You guys, that would not take, you have to, you've never seen a hot dog gun before? They used to do this at hockey games where I grew up. They would launch hot dogs into the stadium. No, no, with tinfoil around them. This sounds like heaven. Yeah, yeah. They're packaged. Of course, it's an air gun. It's an air gun. The bun and the dog wouldn't stay together. Come on. Does it come with condiments on there? Because that's the true.

One ketchup pack, one. They're packaged. It's an air gun. It's an air gun. The bun and the dog wouldn't stay together.

Come on. Does it come with condiments on there?

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