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We keep moving forward.

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Parker, engineering your success.

This podcast may cause dizziness, confusion, bloating, uncontrollable laughter,

and in some cases anal leakage.

listener discretion is strongly advised. Hey, this is episode number 72 of.

Excuse me, that's illegal.

The podcast, it takes a hardcore look,

get some soft core crimes.

I'm your boy Leroy, coming at you you straight out of the closet with a

tale about a man who broke into a couple's home and did some really bizarre shit.

Yes I've done a few of these before and usually I tell the story from the point of view of the perpetrator

because let's face it they're more fun and that's just how I do it but this time it'll be a little

different we'll get things from the perspective of the

homeowners as they arrive at their house and realize something just ain't right.

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