I shaved my beard. Why'd I do it? Because I got sick of it. I don't I can't do different

hairstyles. Not really since I don't know. I never did different hairstyles.

This is a PSA if you have hair on the top of your head.

Do every hairstyle.

Even if you're a girl, do a Mohawk, do a comb over, do a rat tail, I don't know, just try

everything because when it's gone it's gone and then the only hairstyle you can do is when you're

shaving it by yourself and you apparently miss a strip.

I used to do that. I do that almost every time I shave my head. I check, I have mirrors, I have spotters and every time I share

Joey used to come in and laugh at me Eric would give my friend from LA who was on the church a bunch would laugh at me my girlfriend now

takes pictures of it and just grabs it. I don't know what it I I literally I need like

a helper because I can't it's amazing that I've survived this long

with just simple tasks but since I can't and here's the thing the reason why I shaved my beer like this is because

a couple reasons a I got sick of it for a second be Why, I was bored.

C, I am cheap.

So I, I need someone, like an adult,

to come to my house and teach me how to trim a beard because there if you

can trim a beard feel like you're like an alien because every time I do it it's like I'm playing golf and I hit a divot into the

There's gonna be a whole what was that basketball player was it Ben Wallace? There used to be a guy on the pistons who had like a little hole

shaped into his head. He probably, what if he just made a mistake? It probably is like a

genetic thing and bet you're, he's a millionaire. I don't know if his name is Ben.

He was on the Celtics for a second, but he probably is like a genetic thing. I hope you don't think I'm making fun of you

because you're a multi-millionaire and ripped and tall and I just I do it to my

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