070: The Gospel According to Vito

lemonparty

ben avery

Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 965 Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2024

⏱️ 76 minutes

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0:00.0	Chikha, one, one, chicken, one, chicken, one, chicken,
0:05.0	one chicken, one, chik, one, chik, one chik, one, chikha
0:08.0	chik, one, chikha,
0:09.0	Yeah, you like my house, bea, don't even make the deal.
0:12.0	I thought you said you had a girl on that like me always in my face
0:16.7	talking listening girl I had the bust of peace.
0:20.3	Are you recording all right?? Yeah, we're recording.
0:23.0	Okay, great.
0:24.0	I was about to talk about a birthday gift I'm getting for somebody.
0:28.0	But I wouldn't want to do that.
0:30.0	You can, I'll edit it out.
0:31.0	You're going through your diems?
0:32.0	Oh, you're looking at the random girl.
0:33.3	Oh, I just hate this lady.
0:35.2	The lady that's...
0:36.5	I saw this today and I legitimately didn't know what I would answer.
0:40.5	Because the prompt is like, who would you rather spend the rest of your life with the
0:45.4	I Hop Big Titty Retard or the I can has cheeseburger.
0:50.8	Yeah.
0:51.8	Renfaire. The lady that's like, Polk, I poke you.
0:55.2	Yeah, the woman who gets Matthew Sheppard at a Renfaire.
0:57.8	Yeah, I'm fluent in cat.
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