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Hey, what's going on, everybody? Welcome to the Jeff Kirstman Show.

Special edition? I don't know. It's, you know, hey, it's, uh, if you're watching live, it's, uh, where it's, it's Monday night, which I guess is weird.

Uh, it's dark outside. It's 7.30 pm. On the second.

I know. I'm weirded out by two. I'm Jeff Kirstman hosting the show for this week.

And, uh, thanks for having me. Um, boy, I did not expect to be here right now.

I, well, I don't know where, I don't know where I expected to be right now.

Um, so gosh, um, so yesterday, um, so my wife's pregnant. I don't know if we, I don't know if we got into that over the last nine months or so, but my wife is pregnant or do date is in about five days, six days, something like that.

Um, but the kids have always, they, they all came early one way. The, the other two, the other two, they, they showed up early.

And so I was always just like, yeah, I mean, the due dates coming up, but like realistically, I got to get a bag packed.

And that's, uh, that's my bag. It's packed right there. If you're watching the video.

And, uh, so yesterday, um, where, you know, we're getting ready. My, my, my wife's, you know, she's, she's stomachs, she's getting pains in different zones and areas at night.

And, you know, as long as we're looking at it going like, yeah, you know, this is, this is coming along any day now. This is probably going to probably going to, you know, get to somewhere over the next few days and blah, blah, blah.

And, you know, yeah, these Braxton Hicks contractions every day for days and, and all this other stuff. So she's been really, really fucking going through it.

Um, and, uh, yesterday, yesterday, man, I'm sorry. It's like, it's a, it's a real, it's a fucking blur. Yesterday.

Um, my son just seems a little off. He seems like a little, you know, my, my daughter has, has been snotty, like not snotty knows what she's been stuffy for like past three, four days.

But it's like, she hasn't really been sick or anything has just been like, can she just stuff a little froggy throated kind of whatever.

Um, and then my son, uh, takes a nap in the middle of the day, which she almost never does, but he goes right down.

You like, probably falls asleep in his chair and I'm like, oh, shit, man. All right. I'll put you down, bud.

So I throw him in here, you know, for 40 minutes or something like that. He wakes up. I grab him out. I'm like, this guy is on fire.

And, and I don't think he's like me. I don't think, you know, well, he's, he probably is like me, you know, like he, I'm a, I wake up from a nap, like what the fuck is going on?

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