Sarah and Vinny on Alice.

Have a very nice day at work.

Alice at 973.

All week looking for that funniest text.

You guys have been, you've really come through.

These are weird laughing a lot in here.

Vinny will read us one.

We follow about the plays.

It's hilarious.

So thanks for the laughs, you guys. It's like a tradeoff.

Throughout the morning show, text us your best. Although, I will say, no more, no more just

pandering to Maddie. Don't do that anymore. Oh, come on. No, it's getting old. Come on.

They're not pandering. They're just, you know, speaking the truth. Okay. So if you win, you will get a pair of tickets to see Trevor Noah on May 24th and George Lopez on May 31st at the Mountain Winery Concert Series, courtesy of Golden Voice. No more speaking the truth, guys.

I don't know why you hate the truth so much.

I don't know. I'm really not doing a show about truth over here

let's just make some stuff up and have some phone

this is interesting

I don't know when it was I think maybe late last week

we were talking about Sidney Sweeney breaking up with her husband

yeah she and Glenn Powell getting seen a lot. I am so not surprised. I know they did that movie together, but I, and it's... Anyone but you, I think it's called. Anybody but you? Anyone but you? It's on Netflix, whatever it is. So you and...

I didn't watch it.

I know it was on my TV, in my living room.

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