For Adelone's Ace Hardware and Garden Stores, Bringshu,

Garage Logic Podcast number 422, July 21st, 2020,

I believe was on this day, man landed on the moon in 1969.

104 degrees was the high in 1934 and 49,

Chile is 49 degrees in 1947.

These weather records, which I present for my amusement,

are brought to you by aquaside keeping beaches free of weeds.

And now, from the mayor's office above the boat house,

on the east shore of Spoon Lake.

It's Garage Logic with work-on production,

Chris Reaver's director of social media,

John Hyden, the newsroom, and occasionally Kenny

from the Krabby coffee shop.

Here is your flashlight king, fireworks commissioner,

and keeper of common sense, your mayor, Joe Suschema.

Got a great email from Mark Engel, who writes,

Joe, I heard your discussion about trader Joe's

and the non-controversy controversy about product naming.

It occurred to me that the politically correct

aggrieved must be unable to shop for grocery safely.

Avoiding offensive marketing is to avoid looking directly

at any shelves at all.

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