And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, the average adult camel can weigh anywhere from 600 to 2,000 pounds.

Male dromedaries, that would be camels with one hump, that weigh about 1,300 pounds.

And for most of us, that little nugget of trivia will never matter.

But it mattered to a woman in Louisiana. She was out of truck stop. Also at the truck stop was a camel.

Yes, there was a camel at a Louisiana truck stop. Anyway, the 1,300 pound camel ended up sitting on the woman crushing her.

Now, obviously, she did not have the strength to lift it off of herself.

So she bit the camel's testicles.

Nice.

And it worked.

And she is now the only person in recorded history to bite of Campbell seed bags at a Louisiana truck stop.

I have not confirmed that, but I am very confident that is the case. That's right.

The testicles of a camel at a Louisiana truck stop. I'll let you do the math on that.

Now, a man in Oklahoma, he was not so lucky if one considers camel testicles in her mouth lucky.

Anyway, the man in Oklahoma, he was not dealing with camels he was dealing

with two water buffalo he bought them at an auction on a thursday and on friday they killed him

because that's what water buffaloes do in fact both animals had to be shot dead for first responders

to even be able to reach the guy and miles you said when you're on safari, they're like, look, don't worry about the lions,

worry about the water buffalo.

Oh, yeah.

Like, apparently they are that to grab.

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