Come on that's morning sickness. You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself.

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Love Carlos, a great person, nice guy, very funny, but he just, we put the picture,

Brett, put the picture on our Facebook page of what this man did to our microphones.

I mean we have got to, that microphone's done.

And when you see the picture on Facebook you'll know what I'm talking about.

There is more, there is, let's just say there's...

Screen damage. There's no possible way that he was with a dry transsexual with what shot out of his mouth just

talking because I mean my Christ there is so much spit on this mic and I text

passion I text him I said hey it's always great to have you. Look what you did to the mic.

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