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It is six minutes past the hour of the Rick and Lava show, live from the broadcast plaza

and teleport 25 years of Rick and Lava.

Thanks for being with us.

Speedy, the real Greg Burgess, Helmson, Eddie Van Adler, all here today for Team Rick and Lava.

Rick and Lava University, those students earning their degree in common sense, which has

now been deemed a superpower.

We got Frank the Tank, Whitler on the Roof, Big Love and Franchie.

I'll hear it today.

Welcome back for Randy Wehrer.

You know him, you love him.

Mr. Bill Bubble Bus.

Rick, glad to be here.

Thank you for those kind words.

And we're quite honored to be here in O'Seat number two.

How about Tropical Stormberry?

He's a man with a big weather plan.

He's a mighty James Span.

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