Frattaloni's A-Sharred Word and Garden Stores brings you this garage logic podcast best of.

I'd give you the record temperatures, but I'm out of the room today and those record temperatures, of course,

are brought to you by Aquaside, keeping your beach free of weeds.

Over the past several weeks, I've gone through some of the documented shows that we've had,

flagging some of the collars that under the direction of the mayor. Joe asked me to save.

Some of these collars stand on their own, some are euphorians, some are great collars.

So I hope you'll enjoy this best of garage logic. Now for this first hour,

back in 02, Time Magazine had a special issue on how to save the earth. Joe read through it,

and he cornered the reporter Chris Taylor who said weed whackers emit a billion tons of hydrocarbons

a year. Have a listen, it kind of develops and then eventually does talk to a Mr. Taylor, but

you're tuned to the best of garage logic. Hope you enjoy the show.

And essentially what they are, are 10 new products that these euphorians on the staff of time

would apparently approve of you using. Right? Once called the Spin X,

the humble tumble dryer is the most power hungry appliance in the average western home,

western is capitalized. Right there, that one sentence gives you the idea of the bias it

work with these young staffers in New York. The dryer is seen as an example of western privilege

and western use of natural resources. The humble tumble dryer is the most power hungry appliance

in the average western home. So why not put your clothes in for a spin instead using centrifugal

force and minimal electricity. The Spin X will suck a quart of water out of laundry in a mere two

minutes. Your big old ugly dryer takes 30 minutes to complete the same task. So that was that product.

But the one that really got me and the one that made me realize if the time subscription ever comes

to me, I just throw it away. I'm done with them. I have been for some time. The robotic lawnmower.

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