Come on, Berg's morning sickness.

You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself.

He's evil!

Sitting right here, come on!

No, no, he's not evil, he's just a bit rude.

Mediate to you, Pee. Everything you learned in history class was a lie.

Well, maybe not everything, but they skipped the best parts.

Introducing Piracy, where stupidity meets conspiracy.

Ever heard of the Olympic marathon that nearly killed its runners or the time a pope put another

Pope's corpse on trial?

Join me Scott Rizzuto and Tim McKernan as we uncover the most outrageous historical moments

and mind-blowing conspiracies you won't believe actually happen.

Tune into a conspiracy for your Oh Lord. Everybody out there including us having way too much fun with the idea of what happened there at the landfill, I mean talking stick resort. It smelled like a landfill after the new kids concert last night.

Our funniest listener Scott Haynes said, I didn't know new kids on the block. New Kids'

Last night.

Our funniest listener Scott Haines said,

I didn't know New Kids on the Block was here.

I thought it was just a group of people

lowering their A1C.

Hey, all look like that lady from that.

Chartians is really swell.

A little.

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