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Hello and welcome. This is another Witted Taiment podcast from your friends at BBC Radio 5 Live.

It sounds as though we're in a canteen.

This is not the case. I'm in the 5 Live, so delapidated heart in London.

Mark has gone off on his travels again, probably to promote his book or something like that.

Mark, where are you?

I'm in Shetland. I'm in Moriel, which is the newly open Shetland Arts Centre for Agentages.

I've been doing the screenplay film festival up here and now for the first year we are in Moriel,

which is now open, which is brilliant. You mentioned a canteen.

I'm actually on the balcony, which does, indeed, overlook the eating cafeteria bar area.

That's why there's the very slightly canteen ambience.

It's very beautiful. Can I just start by saying hello to Jason Isaacs

because I have realised that for the last few shows we haven't done it.

For the last few shows we have somehow managed not to say hello to Jason Isaacs

and I think that if Jason is listening, he will be very put out.

I think we need to put that right at the beginning.

Jason, we are still your very best friends and hello to you.

Well, either that, or you might be relieved just to get a couple of weeks off.

Yes, I'm not going to let it die, though.

You know, after 11 years of this, I see no reason to let it die now.

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