Come on, Berg's morning sickness.

You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself.

He's evil!

Sitting right here, come on!

No, no, he's not evil, he's just a bit rude.

Mediate to you, Pee. Everything you learned in history class was a lie.

Well, maybe not everything, but they skipped the best parts.

Introducing Piracy, where stupidity meets conspiracy.

Ever heard of the Olympic marathon that nearly killed its runners or the time a Pope put

another Pope's corpse on trial?

Join me Scott Rizzuto and Tim McKernan as we uncover the most outrageous historical moments

and mind-blowing conspiracies you won't believe actually happen.

Tune into a conspiracy for your

podcast of historical absurdity available wherever you get your podcasts remember history is dumb but laughing at it is smart

good morning everybody.

Hello there.

Welcome back to the Monday of all Mondays,

the suck Monday after a five or six day weekend

then a, ah, forget about it.

We had full weeks.

Unlocked on the time zone.

That stinks coming back into work, even though I like work.

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