2 conservative heterosexual gun-toting football-loving evangelical Christian white men

In other words, the two most dangerous men in America

Rick as Bubba

says not what the screen

6 minutes past the hour from the broadcast plaza in teleport

another hour of the Rick and Bubba show 25 years

of the Rick and Bubba show speedy, the real Greg Burgess

and we got Helmsey here, Eddie Manadler has the YouTube option for you

Diesel Dixon, Big Love is here, also Whittler on the roof

Unnamed in turn at Rick and Bubba University

Welcome back, Bill Bubba

Rick, glad to be here and thank all of you for being here also

You know what, we were thinking and a lot of people were calling

you know most of the years were not most but a lot of the years

we are usually on vacation this week

and so it's fun to kind of be back

I tell you what I like the most is that I'm not trying to go to beach with the thousands of the rest of them

so y'all enjoy it and have it

I mean every single person really that I know is like going to the beach this week

and I like it

That's why I can never get finally where to eat

so y'all enjoy it, we will be a way on Independence Day

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