Have you ever farted so much in a day that you thought that you might have to go to the doctor because of how much you're farting?

Like not even like, hey, this is a good day. I'm having a lot of fart. Like you start going on WebMD and apparently just so you know

33 and a half is the age when you start googling excessive farts cause and it turns out like with everything it's cancer

spoiler alert everything I have my finger hurts I'm not sure why probably finger cancer I'm not going

with this not but yeah I thought so I used to laugh with my friends or people because I don't have that many friends.

But when people would say, I can't eat McDonald's, my tummy hurts.

I don't, see now the microphone's going away. I would laugh at them. I would laugh at them and I would say, well how, how, how, because they never, I used to eat everything, everything. In a weekend I could do, I would almost definitely eat more than

I'm eating in a week now. Not even close. But since December of 2020 when I

started losing weight I I probably had pizza three times if I had to guess and never a whole one one one time I split up a small pizza into two different meals and if you didn't know a small pizza is an appetizer when you can't

like or like I want pepperoni but I'd also like

cheese you get a large pepperoni and then you get a small cheese just to you know

break it up. I've never split a small pizza into anything.

It wasn't allowed. When COVID first started and we thought we wouldn't be able to leave the house

Still we we can now, but really

Domino's has a deal where you can order, or at least who knows how much it costs now with inflation.

But back then, in the days of 2020, it was five bucks each, we had to get at least three things, and so each thing would be five dollars.

And one of those was a medium pizza which better than a small but you're not

going to be I wasn't going to be full from a medium pizza and I was a fat and be scared nervous and I thought that we were

just not going to be allowed to leave the house but for some reason dominoes was still allowed out. Then I don't know.

They're, what was the word they used? Important? It doesn't matter. you know what the word is.

I ordered Domino's and what I would do is,

is I would order like four pizzas,

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