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Lee Syatt: What Was I Thinking?

#068 - I'm a strange little bald man

Lee Syatt: What Was I Thinking?

Lee Syatt

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9937 Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2022

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

The only way to describe this week's episode is by saying there's no way to describe it. I had a hell of a weekend, I have thoughts on periods, and my demands to Apple and Tim Cook.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

And we're back.

0:01.7

Hello everyone and I'm so sorry for being what is it 48 hours late 50 hours late

0:07.6

who knows when I'm gonna release this I'm roughly two days late I'm sorry

0:11.4

Luckily not on my period.

0:13.0

Have missed every single one for my entire life.

0:16.0

By the way, okay.

0:18.0

Hi, sorry I'm late.

0:20.0

I'm jumping right into my craziness.

0:22.0

I, um, I used to love and I still do love all those

0:26.3

prison TV shows. All I don't know what it is because I would have I told you by the way maybe I have I have a

0:35.2

system in place for where's wood if I ever forbid, got sent to prison, wrongfully convicted, obviously.

0:48.6

But if I ever want to, or what if I went to prison for saving a person? Like I pushed, I don't know, I pushed someone else out of the way to save someone else but then when I, oh here's what happened I pushed there was a baby and they

1:06.6

were stuck in the middle of traffic and I went you know how superheroes jump in and

1:10.0

they push them out of the way I push them out of the way. I push them out of the way, but then another car comes and hits the person.

1:16.0

And then I get sent for manslaughter. So that happens, okay?

1:20.9

If I ever go to prison, my plan is to punch a guard in the face the very first minute and just

1:28.9

I'll tell like keep me in isolation or you're going to keep getting punched in the face.

1:35.3

Granted, my punch not as strong as other peoples, so they might not even be that upset.

1:41.5

But that's my, because I don't don't feel like I would not do well in

1:44.4

prison prison is not my forte as I just did doing this should be proof enough that I do not I should not be there but I would love those

1:58.5

prison TV shows I've loved like locked up all of them and I can name one there's other ones but I was

2:06.3

watching one today on YouTube there's like a three hour one about like Ohio

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