#068: Girls Poop Too…Kinda

The LoPriore Podcast

Danny D LoPriore

Music, Comedy, Improv

5 • 678 Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2022

⏱️ 141 minutes

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On this episode, we discuss some serious topics, including the Buffalo shooting, we play "Like dat? I don't like dat." Good date ideas, Kendrick's new album, Drake vs Kendrick... & more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The name of our Holy Lord Jesus Christ.
0:03.4	Yeah.
0:04.1	I just want to say one thing.
0:05.6	Nothing could stop me when you're on my side to your Lord.
0:08.5	Daniel 316 says, let Jesus hold you because he has the best arms in the world.
0:14.8	Don't freak with Jesus, so you cast a crap.
0:18.1	Don't freak with Jesus, Jesus a clock.
0:21.2	Don't freak with Jesus. No. Don't freak with Jesus. Jesus o'clock. Don't freak with Jesus.
0:23.0	Nah.
0:23.8	Don't freak with Jesus.
0:25.5	Don't freak with Jesus.
0:27.6	Better watch your lips when they come to Jesus.
0:31.0	Drop to your knees, pray, Dr. Jesus.
0:33.4	Amen.
0:34.2	Everybody knows, yeah, it's Jesus time.
0:36.7	Damn.
0:37.4	Look at the roller. It's Jesus time. Damn. Look at the roller, it's Jesus time.
0:39.3	No, hell.
0:40.3	Jesus got my hands.
0:41.3	Jesus got my back.
0:42.3	Jesus.
0:43.3	Jesus got my d.
	...

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