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Tea With Me

068. Erect Statues

Tea With Me

Shane Todd

Comedy

4.8614 Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2020

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Sippers! In today's solo episode I'm talking Lockdown 2 and answering listener questions Get 20% off and free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com/ when you use the code TEAWITHME Podcast Merch available now - https://shane-todd-comedy.myshopify.com Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/teawithmepodcast YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/user/HarlemGunClub Get in touch with the show - [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Prime big deal days is coming October 8th and 9th, which can lead to involuntary deal squeals, like the infamous deal on a new massager squeal.

0:11.5

Save big on Prime Big Deal Days, October 8th and 9th.

0:31.4

Super. Sippers, welcome to this episode of the Teth Me podcast with me, the solo money toad himself, Shane Todd.

0:36.2

I think I've worked out how to look into my webcam and not back at myself through the laptop,

0:38.5

which is a very old guy thing to do to be looking at yourself through the wrong viewfinder. I think I've figured that out. It's a good

0:43.7

time. I'm wearing shorts. You know, it's mid-October. In November, am I still going to be wearing shorts?

0:49.3

More than likely. And I'll tell you what, see the closer it gets to Christmas, my shorts are only

0:53.5

getting shorter to the point where I will be walking down Royal Avenue in just a pair of Y-fronts and a T-shirt, but the T-shirt will be hanging down over the Y-front. So a lot of people will be like, that man is something wrong with him because he's not wearing any pants, but I am. It's just the very small pants. So how's everyone's week going? How's your week going? Do people even say that anymore? Do people ask people how they are anymore? Do people say like, oh, what are you at this weekend? Or do we all just take it that everyone's like, yep. Still the same thing, mate? Yeah. Still doing all the same things. Yep. You know, is the weekend the thing anymore? Will the weekend ever be a thing anymore? or whenever all the pub things yep you know is the weekend

1:27.6

thing anymore

1:28.3

will the weekend ever be a thing anymore

1:30.1

or whenever all the pubs open up again

1:31.8

because now that they've closed

1:33.1

for a while

1:34.2

you know are they

1:35.3

is it just going to die out

1:36.5

is the hospitality industry

1:38.7

just going to die out

1:40.3

I don't know

1:41.4

and will only weather spoon survive

1:43.7

you know some sort of big massive chain don't know. And will only Witherspoons survive, you know, some sort of big, massive chain.

1:46.6

I don't know. I tell you what, I was drinking one for one day in a Stag do in a Cardiff, Witherspoons,

1:53.2

and it was unreal. It was really good because one of the guys we were away with made the mistake

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