What's happened? You bad mother fuckers. It's Monday the 24th of May fucking memorial day weekend get ready to go listen bikinis around

You got your little bathing suits out. You want to look good, okay?

This fucking joint is brought to you by manscape

I'll tell you why I did it this way because if you need manscape

It's this fucking week wake the kids call the neighbors tell them there's a public service announcement

It's finally here the law more

4.0 ready for the fucking you've been in seclusion for 15 months your balls your pussy's must look like fucking

Fucking Obama's cave whatever's fucking name is what was the guy's not even though

Ben Laden fucking cave there's bats down there you got dingo berries in your ass. Oh listen. I am mad at you

My area didn't look that good for a while either nobody gives a fuck during a pandemic

But it's time bikini season here summer seasons here

You got to show your fucking unit if you want to get your fucking Stamen kiss up and the law more 4.0 has the same

Advanced ceramic blade and skin-save technology that you know and love plus the 4.0 let you set the length of your trim

So if you want to shave a bubbly dick

But leave like a little trim around the circle of your helmet to play with you

You know I'm saying you got a trick them from time to time you were just a guard size from one all the way to four

You fucking filthy animals. I love it though

And now the spotlight is even better with the on and off switch and the 400 of the 4,000 K

LED not light now you can shave your wife's pussy in the dark

Tell me that's not a fucking turn on plus they got the new travel lock you can take your boy trimming show on the road

Check this motherfucker. Oh, yeah a little wireless fucking charge and who's better than you get the long more and more with the ultra smooth package

This is completely different. I'm giving you the crop shaver. You know what that is?

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