067 - Once Bitten
PS I Hate This Movie
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4.8 • 3K Ratings
🗓️ 15 March 2021
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
We take a realistic look into the unrealistic world of romantic comedies that we LOVE to hate.
This Week -
Once Bitten (1985)
Starring: Jim Carrey, Laurie Hutton, and Cleavon Little.
A wonderful movie about vampires that isn’t Twilight.
We ask the tough questions this week…
Why does Laurie Hutton have an exercise bike?
Are the Vampires magical, in this universe?
Does Robin fuck the Vampire out of Jim Carrey?
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to Pia's A Hate This Movie, a podcast where we take a realistic look into |
| 0:20.4 | the unrealistic world of Romantic comedies. |
| 0:22.6 | I'm your host, Sarah Hunt. |
| 0:24.0 | And my name is James Petrogallo. |
| 0:25.8 | Welcome to a movie that is not Twilight, but is about a teenager in a relationship |
| 0:30.5 | with a vampire. |
| 0:31.5 | Yes. |
| 0:32.5 | Close enough. |
| 0:33.5 | Welcome to still vampire hell. |
| 0:35.7 | Yes. |
| 0:36.7 | It's just a different quadrant. |
| 0:38.5 | It's a fun quadrant. |
| 0:39.8 | It's the 80s quadrant anyway. |
| 0:40.8 | It's the quadrant that, yes, doesn't take itself so seriously. |
| 0:43.7 | If this is your first week with us, welcome. |
| 0:45.7 | If this is not your first week with us, welcome back. |
| 0:48.7 | We thank you very much for being here with us to watch and relive these tales in painful |
| 0:53.5 | and excruciating detail. |
| 0:55.5 | Thank you so much as we can put forth. |
| 0:56.7 | As much as we can handle. |
| 0:57.7 | And as much as you can handle, really. |
| 0:59.8 | Thank you for your reviews. |
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