063 - Twilight: New Moon
PS I Hate This Movie
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🗓️ 3 January 2021
⏱️ 103 minutes
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Summary
We take a realistic look into the unrealistic world of romantic comedies that we LOVE to hate.
This Week -
Twilight (2009)
Starring: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner (because he is buff, now)
A wonderful movie that is a sparkly shirtless teenage beefcake Hell.
We ask the tough questions this week…
Was Edward really that interesting to be this depressed over?
What happens to wolves' clothes when they change into a wolf?
Do vampires have fish powers?
**There’s a lot of poop jokes in this episode for some reason???
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to PSA Hate this movie, a podcast where we take a realistic look into the unrealistic |
| 0:19.7 | world of Romantic comedies. I'm your host, Sarah Hunt. |
| 0:22.6 | And my name is James Petra Gala. Welcome to a very strange, sparkly teenage beefcake hell. |
| 0:28.6 | Yeah, who was sparkly? This is Justin. That was beautiful. Wow. This is, I don't know |
| 0:35.0 | what else to call it. No, it was a very sparkly teenage beefcake hell. That's what this |
| 0:39.3 | movie is about. This movie is about shirtless teen boys. Some sparkly, some just moist all |
| 0:46.1 | the time. You're the, it's always raining. So they're either moist. It's odd when the vampires |
| 0:51.1 | are around and it's, they're sparkly. Yeah. Because if they need the sun, but then if |
| 0:54.6 | it's the wolves, they're shirtless. So they must be like, they don't want to be to |
| 0:57.6 | pale out in the sun. So they're moist. Do you think that they're mad because they're like, |
| 1:02.1 | oh, our thing is that we have to smell like a wet dog all the time. I would like to know |
| 1:06.6 | how many people on the set were in charge of spraying down where Wolf Boy constantly |
| 1:11.2 | because you know, there's just people at spray. But can we get him moisture? Okay, Jesus |
| 1:14.9 | and the okay, he's ready. James has a lot of problems with the wolves. Okay, if this |
| 1:19.1 | is your first week with us, welcome. If this is not your first week with us, welcome |
| 1:24.2 | back. Thank you. We thank you so much for being here. Absolutely. With us. And you know, |
| 1:32.1 | thank you for your Patreon donations. Thank you for your Apple Podcast reviews. Thank |
| 1:35.8 | you for being you. Yes. That you, the, you people doing the Patreon donations and the |
| 1:41.1 | podcast reviews on Apple Podcasts. Thank you. You're doing wonderful work. You make |
| 1:45.8 | up for all of the abuse that it is to watch this. Well, okay, this was abusive. Okay, |
| 1:51.9 | anyway, yes, we are on Patreon. Thank you for not asking patreon.com slash you've got |
| 1:57.3 | high gold, why oh, you geo T H E I G L D. We play games over there. We do bonus content. |
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