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Lee Syatt: What Was I Thinking?

#063 - My first Christmas and a trip to the E.R.

Lee Syatt: What Was I Thinking?

Lee Syatt

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9937 Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2021

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

This week I talk about my excitement for my first Christmas, the end of 2021, and a trip to the E.R. last week.

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0:00.0

So I used to just wear polo shirts when I was really fat because I don't know they just kind of were dark colored and would cover everything and you could tell that I had man titties, but I would avoid shirts like this that were light in color because I felt like I looked like the big dude from Fight Club who just had huge, huge boobies and it turns out that I am apparently going to

0:26.4

look like that no matter how much weight I lose. So that's fun. That's always

0:30.8

it's always fun to lose weight in places you don't care about

0:35.0

Like apparently my I think I told you guys that my girlfriend's kids call me little bumbum

0:39.6

Apparently I lost the majority of my weight in my ass. I had no idea that my ass was that big.

0:46.4

Apparently it was because I feel like I looked the same everywhere else and my titties feels like by losing weight my titties have gotten

0:55.1

bigger, which is fun. That's always a blast, right? I swear today's going to be, well, we'll

1:01.5

see. It will be, it'll be funny. do so I have something kind of serious on talking it's not

1:07.6

that serious to relaxly I just have something that I've been going

1:11.2

back and forth on saying that I'll end the episode.

1:14.7

Well, it's going to be kind of a short episode this week, but I just want to get all the fun

1:18.7

stuff out of the way and then decide if I'm going to talk about this because it's been it's been an interesting couple

1:26.3

days but I this will be the last episode of 2021 what a year what year, remember when 2020 was going to be the only shitty year, and then

1:36.4

2021 was like, well, wait and see, oh, by the way, if you do not know South Park has a two-part COVID special on Paramount Plus and it is

1:48.5

hysterical. So get your free trial going this episode is not brought to you by Paramount Plus. I would love if it was Paramount, but it's not but you should really watch it because those guys are geniuses. It's just I feel like I'm lucky to want you know it's weird because it's like

2:07.6

fart jokes and and stupid shit but they're just they're so smart at it it feels like they they could have

2:15.2

written like I bet they could win an Oscar if they really wanted to do you remember

2:21.2

when Matt and Trey went to the Oscar?

2:23.0

Was it the Oscars or it was some award ceremony?

2:27.1

They went on acid.

2:28.3

And acid does not seem like something

2:32.2

I'd want to do in public with cameras around like

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