I have to fart so I want to see if I could do this entire episode without

farting. Probably not going to happen but I want to be professional. I did do

something today. My girl I've never what is, Dutch oven someone where like you fart and hold their head under the blanket.

What I did do is probably worse. I farted into my hand and then I let I made my girlfriend smell my hand and she is still

currently dating me we'll see what happens anything can happen by the end of the day but as of

right now still doing pretty well.

So let's hope that doesn't ruin it.

But you know what could ruin it?

Stinky sweaty balls and Manscape fixes that and you know what else helps the relationship?

Marijuana. The Freeze Pipe.com, yep, if you smoke they're great for you. I'm gonna tell you

about both of my sponsors in two seconds. I will not two seconds about 20 minutes probably. I also

want to let you know that yes I am aware that I wear this shirt almost every

Sunday. Do I do it on purpose? No. I used to wear a Patriot

shirts but I am a superstitious person and we lost I feel like every game that I wore a Patriot shirt on a

Sunday so I feel like I can't wear Patriot shirts on Sundays anymore and I've been switching to the Red Sox shirt

and other shirts and ever since I stopped wearing Patriots attire on Sundays we

haven't lost so you could blame me for the early part of the

season but I feel like now I'm the reason why the Patriots are winning.

Bill Balacheck and Mac Jones. It's my shirt. My shirt is

winning the game. I am I really am superstitious like that though like if if we're

watching the game which by okay so by the way so I didn't

really do this during the fights I did watch the fights last night really good I do

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