063- Extra Toppings

Excuse Me, That's Illegal

Leroy Luna

True Crime

4.9 • 966 Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2022

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Some things just weren't meant to go on a pizza... Support the Show! Patreon: patreon.com/excusemethatsillegal Paypal- paypal.me/excusemethatsillegal Podcast Magazine Voting- https://podcastmagazine.com/hot50 Holla atcha boy: Email: excusemethatsillegal@gmail.com Facebook: Leroy Luna Facebook Group: Excuse Me, That's Illegal Twitter: @real_leroy_luna Instagram : @real_leroy_luna Tiktok- @excusemethatsillegal.pod Sources: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2766728/I-didnt-order-topping-Takeaway-worker-caught-rubbing-GENITALS-pizza-annoyed-order-came-just-end-shift.html#comments http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/pizza-scrotum-topping http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/pizza-scrotum-prank-908732 https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/news/oc-deputy-gets-probation-community-service-for-pepper-spraying-teens-pizza/ https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2384738/Sheriffs-deputy-arrested-secretly-pepper-spraying-teens-pizza-routine-traffic-stop.html#comments https://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-deputy-pepper-sprayed-pizza-20130802-story.html Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This podcast may cause dizziness, confusion, bloating,
0:04.8	uncontrollable laughter, and in some cases anal leakage.
0:10.3	Listener discretion is strongly advised. Hey, this is episode number 63 of. Excuse me, that's illegal.
0:24.0	The podcast is
0:26.0	episode number 63 of.
0:31.0	Excuse me, that's illegal. The podcast that takes a hardcore look,
0:36.4	get some soft core crimes. I'm your pizza-loving host, Leroy Luna, coming at you!
0:44.0	Straight out of the closet with a couple of tales about customers who received some bonus toppings on their pies.
0:50.0	Those lucky ducks, this one's gonna get greasy. I'm super pumped to get into it.
0:55.2	So let's go baby! But first I have a few jokes for you that I salvage from a site called
1:01.8	scary-m Mommy.
1:03.0	These are just good clean fun.
1:06.0	What's a pizza maker's favorite song?
1:10.0	Slice, Slice baby.
1:12.0	Wow. Slice baby. Wow I got admit even for me that one was a little bit cheesy. Hey guys I've
1:20.6	been thinking of opening up a restaurant that serves pizza and seafood and I think I'm going to call it the crust station.
1:29.0	Okay, that one was clever and I saved the best for last, or maybe not. So here goes.
1:35.0	Why was the pizzeria desperate for business?
1:38.0	Because they needed the dough.
1:51.0	All right everybody. I want to thank Carrie for helping gas up the minivan this week. Thanks, girl. Okay, hop in and let's cruise these suburban streets as I
1:55.6	serenage you with another tale of low-level true crime. Don't worry my
1:59.9	friends. I promise to get you back home in 30 minutes or it's free.
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