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🗓️ 5 November 2015
⏱️ 61 minutes
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0:00.0 | Me. Welcome to the You Are Not So Smart oh, you know. |
0:33.0 | Oh, and do you. |
0:35.0 | Oh, oh, oh, one go for a ride |
0:49.4 | for a ride let me go for a ride let me go let me get this let's go for a ride okay well actually you'll go for a ride |
0:55.2 | I'll go for a drive person who drives the car they're the one who goes for a drive the |
1:00.4 | other people they go for a ride people don't know that tell them when they're in your car |
1:04.8 | Say you assholes are going for a ride |
1:08.1 | I'm going for a drive because I'm making the payments on this |
1:12.1 | This is legendary stand-up comedian because I'm making the payments on this. |
1:12.8 | This is legendary stand-up comedian George Carlin doing his car routine in his 1984 HBO special, |
1:19.2 | Carlin on campus. |
1:20.6 | Right now he's grabbing a chair so he can sit down and pantomime a few bits about the weird stuff we think and do and don't talk about when it comes to cars. Like many stand-up comedians, Carlin often wandered into philosophical and |
1:45.4 | psychological territory and though he said a thousand true and amazing things |
1:50.7 | about human behavior, there's this one short joke from this special that I would like you to consider. First a philosophical question. |
2:03.0 | Have you ever noticed when you're driving that anyone who's driving slower than you is a maniac! |
2:17.0 | See, look at this idiot here, will you just look at this idiot here. |
2:23.0 | Will you just look at this idiot just creeping along? |
2:26.0 | Whoa, look at that maniac! |
2:28.0 | Go! |
2:29.0 | I mean, it's a one do we ever get anywhere at all with all the idiots and maniacs there are |
2:38.0 | because there's certainly no one driving at my speed. |
2:43.3 | In that joke, George Carlin makes an observation that psychologist had been making for a few decades |
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