06: Songs to Pump You Up! Math Class is Tough! IS THERE BEER IN THAT CUP??

Be There in Five

Kate Kennedy

Personal Journals, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Entertainment News, News, Society & Culture

4.8 • 7.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2018

⏱️ 40 minutes

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0:00.0	You gotta shake your ass.
0:02.0	Shake it down a ring, go on, get your fabulous, okay?
0:05.0	Shake it down a ring, go on, get your smoothies to my room.
0:08.0	We gonna get this party started.
0:10.0	Shake it down a ring, go on, get your fabulous, okay?
0:12.0	Shake it down a ring, go on, let's go!
0:14.0	Shake it down a ring, go on, get your smoothies to my room.
0:16.0	Hi everybody, welcome back to the Be There In 5 Podcast.
0:20.0	It is Tuesday morning.
0:22.0	I'm on my third cup of coffee.
0:24.0	It's 8.30 a.m. and my dog's already thrown up blueberries.
0:28.0	And while cleaning it up, I spilled an entire blue gatorade
0:32.0	on the floor of my couch and the wall.
0:34.0	This all happened in about 30 seconds.
0:36.0	And it was vaguely like that scene from the parent trap
0:40.0	where Hallie gets revenge on Annie's cabin.
0:43.0	And as soon as she wakes up, she steps in molasses
0:46.0	and like disaster ensues.
0:48.0	And then that girl wakes up covered in honey.
0:50.0	And then the other girl wakes up.
0:52.0	Can we all agree that the girl who wakes up
0:54.0	was shaving cream on her head.
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