In this episode we discuss riddles, houses, and doggies.
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0:00.0 | This is a headgum original. you can't forget. In 2010 they were big on the internet, but there are three veiled pilots |
0:17.0 | two rejected movie scripts. |
0:21.0 | One last ditch effort to try and stop their career. |
0:27.0 | I'm going to shit. |
0:29.0 | Send-ins. |
0:30.0 | Another podcast. each app different from the last. |
0:37.0 | It's the Swiss Army Night of Shows. |
0:40.0 | Meet you two pathetic homes. |
0:45.0 | Second. |
0:47.0 | I'm... |
0:48.0 | Heh. |
0:50.0 | I... |
0:51.0 | Let's get started. |
0:54.4 | I'm Jake Kervyn watching a lot of Andrew Tate videos. |
0:58.4 | Who is that? |
1:00.4 | And he's the bald guy that always has really serious interviews and dialogues. |
1:06.0 | I don't actually understand why you say that because to be a man you need to be able to eat your weight in protein. |
1:12.0 | Men do not attend festivals. |
1:15.0 | That's awesome. |
1:16.8 | That's a good impression. |
1:19.0 | You should use that next time we do the impression segment. There's a reason that men do not throw dinner parties |
1:25.8 | it's because it's a sign of a weakness. I'm in prison. Where is the bathroom? |
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