Allbirds, morning, morning, sickness,

and many eggs, and you have been pretty easy.

Everything you learned in history class was a lie.

Well, maybe not everything, but they skipped the best parts.

Introducing stupiracy where stupidity meets conspiracy.

Ever heard of the Olympic marathon that nearly killed its runners or the time a pope

put another pope's corpse on trial?

Join me Scott Rizzuto and Tim McKernan as we uncover the most outrageous historical moments

and mind-blowing conspiracies you won't believe actually happen.

Tune into a conspiracy for your weekly dose of historical absurdity.

Available wherever you get your podcasts.

Remember, history is dumb, but laughing at it is smart.

Thank you, Mike and the Molotovs, and off we go in the morning sickness. Already getting people mad about us doing comps of Biden and Trump and what they do at home.

This is, no, I'm glad you see this is the way you vote for president and who can make a better cake.

I'm like, that's not, you missed it.

You missed, you're too lost. You're lost in the clocks

and end. You're no fun anymore. And you have to realize that people who get too upset

about this, you're no fun anymore. You've lost all your fun. Being so angry at who you

don't want to be president and who you do and it's just it's no fun. Be more fun. Look

back and say arm wrestling between Trump and Biden's funny, just visualize it.

So I'm supposed big president.

Okay, nobody's saying it is.

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