And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, not that most men need help to piss off their wife, but in case you do, just forget her birthday, Valentine's Day, or forget your anniversary.

Case and point, a woman threatened to divorce her

husband after he forgot their anniversary for the third year in a row. And in an effort to ensure

their divorce, he told her that she was overreacting and should relax. Yeah, I have fun with that,

buddy. Now, different man, he drove 12 and a half miles away from a highway rust stop before realizing that he left his wife behind.

And yet another guy, he forgot to walk his daughter down the aisle at her own wedding.

Now, understand, he walked down the aisle.

He just forgot to escort his daughter.

He had to run to the back of the church.

Like, oh, crap, right. Sorry, baby. Come on to run to the back of the church. Like, oh crap, right.

Sorry, baby.

Come on.

Now, look, people forget things.

We all do.

Sometimes it's a date or a minor detail.

Sometimes you forget, I don't know, to lower the bed of the dump truck and slam into an

overpass, like a guy in Florida.

Or you forget that you should take your seizure medication, but luckily, a dog that's not

yours alert you to the fact that you're about to have a seizure. That happened to a guy in Virginia.

Or maybe you're Nick Cannon, father or 12, and when he was asked recently to name all of his kids,

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