And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, a man in Florida, he has called 911 16,000 times over the past five years.

That includes 3,400 this year alone.

And out of that, 647 of his 911 calls have been about his neighbor, who he has accused of

everything from drug dealing to illegal firearms and disorderly conduct.

Well, none of the accusations were true, and police finally arrested him on the misuse of

an emergency line.

It only took 16,000 calls to get arrested. And you got to think the 911 dispatchers, they already have their share of crazy

calls. A woman called 911 fearing that Willie Nelson was having a heart attack in her trailer.

Might sound stupid. They still had dispatch EMTs. and when they arrived, she was in fact giving chest

compressions to her couch cushions.

Another caller reported that a man dressed as a giant Pepsi bottle and stolen his debit card

and refused to give it back.

Upon arrival, police found the man arguing with a vending machine.

And of course, you don't have to work at 911 to deal with crazy phone calls.

Look, if you own a phone, you've either made or received a crazy phone call or two.

For example, a woman in Canada, she got a call from her brother, which wouldn't be that weird,

except that she thought her brother was dead.

And she thought he was dead because a week before that, the hospital had called that

same phone explaining that he was being taking off of life support after a bad accident.

No one knows who was taken off of life support, but it wasn't a brother.

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