I turned 34 yesterday, guys, on Tuesday, and I woke up this morning, and I really am not exaggerating.

And I know that I can be theatrical at times, but this is actually the truth.

My lower back hurt, I didn't work out yesterday.

And, like, I feel like I'm old now.

And, like, it happened immediately.

Like, I fell off a cliff.

Like, I turned 34, my life is over.

Like, all my bones are creaking when I get out of bed. Like I feel like it's all

downhill from here. Let me guess. Doctor said you need a back of me out of me. And that's the case.

I'm not going to call the doctor. I'm going to call Samson and tell him to fly me to the moon.

He slept with my mama. You're talking about a movie that got me through the tail end of high school and those late nights in college where you're a little...

You're more in the mindset of what they are in the movie than you would be otherwise.

So what Silver King may or may not be saying is that he may or may not have imbibed at some point with the sticky icky at some point in his college career may or may not.

Now, I am not putting those words

in his mouth i personally don't think that he did because i know the silver king and he's a stand-up

guy and he would never do something like that bry yeah as incriminating is that sound i know him personally

he's never inhaled and he did not have relations with that women but enough of that hit me with

my theme song. Welcome into In This Corner with Brian Campbell.

This is the WWE edition.

I am handsome Nick Costos, as you heard, to open the show.

I just celebrated my 34th birthday, and I'm feeling pretty damn good.

I went car shopping this weekend. You know what I looked at? Mercedes-Benz. Do you know why?

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